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Good intentions

August 10th, 2010 Posted in Uncategorized

The University of Virginia has adopted a tough new policy that requires student criminals to self-report arrests. In other news, local fraternities are being nicely asked to send flower bouquets to every co-ed who finds herself taken advantage of on their premises, professors are admonished to report to their students the number of times they skim a term paper without really reading it, and monkeys are politely encouraged to fly.