Comments on: OG Woodlief

By: c brace

c brace — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 05:07:44 +0000

i read this to my kids -
they said, “uh, mama, YOU would’ve been the one trying it out on DADDY’S bum!
out of the mouths of babes!
we have some “orange tipped tokens of love” around here. it goes well without saying that mama’s backside is not a target. unless you like to wake up to waterboarding.

By: NStebner

NStebner — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:43:22 +0000

Wow. I am just “blown away” by… this. Shooting your wife is not the wisest thing I’ve heard– either way, you lose.

But that’s still pretty hilarious!

By: disconnect

disconnect — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:07:29 +0000

Was she wearing her Bad Idea jeans?

By: Mommy

Mommy — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:09:43 +0000

“You’ll shoot your eye out.”

By: karen

karen — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:11:16 +0000

I say Mrs. Woodlief is both mother and wife of the year!

By: TWilson

TWilson — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:53:47 +0000

Wow. I’m not sure if I should congratulate you on bravery or wonder if “Wisdom” was your dump stat when you played D&D.

I must say, the rap career has some potential. I can see it now… “Tee-Dub, Straight Outta’ Kansas,” featuring much-loved tracks such as “Try Skippin’ Homeschool, Sucka”, “Can’t ‘Splain Myself (It’s Tacit!)”, and “Get My Locke On.”

I’d buy that. Twice.

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Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:25:59 +0000

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By: Ken Larson

Ken Larson — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:10:57 +0000

Tony:
You should be glad your wife didn’t grab the gun and “bust a cap” back at you. I don’t think she would be aiming for your rear end either. Next time, think before you shoot.
Happy 2010 to all of you!