Comments on: You are what you might have eaten http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:18:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: the wife http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222&cpage=1#comment-7190 the wife Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:00:53 +0000 http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222#comment-7190 that's right, no doritos for the children. i finished them off during my personal break, as demanded by OSHA standards. at least i think i did. all i recall after waking from my carb induced nap was the rustle-y-crunch of an empty bag under a haunch. they do have some mean ears for the crinkle of the thin mint girl scout cookie wrapper though. those are never finished without sharing. that’s right, no doritos for the children. i finished them off during my personal break, as demanded by OSHA standards. at least i think i did. all i recall after waking from my carb induced nap was the rustle-y-crunch of an empty bag under a haunch.

they do have some mean ears for the crinkle of the thin mint girl scout cookie wrapper though. those are never finished without sharing.

]]> By: Marc V http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222&cpage=1#comment-7189 Marc V Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:19:35 +0000 http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222#comment-7189 The hard part is hiding the good snacks from prying little hands (and eternally hungry for treats mouths). Even if you do get a good hiding spot, they have super-sensitive hearing and will detect the slightest crinkling of plastic wrap, the softest rustle of a box opening, the faint murmur of munching. Then, all of a sudden(like), they're on you like a pack of ravenous hyenas, grinning and drooling, howling while they wait their chance once the roaring lion's guard is down. Yeah, the best thing is to keep the junk out of the house, but like many other Christians (and non-Christians?) I'm weak when it comes to munchin'. It's definitely an area where I need to heed the Holy Spirit and fill myself with righteousness rather than Little Debbie empty calories. The hard part is hiding the good snacks from prying little hands (and eternally hungry for treats mouths). Even if you do get a good hiding spot, they have super-sensitive hearing and will detect the slightest crinkling of plastic wrap, the softest rustle of a box opening, the faint murmur of munching. Then, all of a sudden(like), they’re on you like a pack of ravenous hyenas, grinning and drooling, howling while they wait their chance once the roaring lion’s guard is down.

Yeah, the best thing is to keep the junk out of the house, but like many other Christians (and non-Christians?) I’m weak when it comes to munchin’. It’s definitely an area where I need to heed the Holy Spirit and fill myself with righteousness rather than Little Debbie empty calories.

]]> By: Michale http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222&cpage=1#comment-7186 Michale Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:35:49 +0000 http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222#comment-7186 What is a "root bear". I don't want find out I'm missing something. What is a “root bear”.

I don’t want find out I’m missing something.

]]> By: MMM http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222&cpage=1#comment-7185 MMM Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:17:38 +0000 http://tonywoodlief.com/?p=2222#comment-7185 NOMNOMNOM NOMNOMNOM

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