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His conscience made him do it

April 2nd, 2009 Posted in Policy and Politics

On NPR this morning I heard a clip of Arlen Specter explaining to his Pennsylvania constituents that his vote for the gigantic pork sandwich posing as an economic stimulus bill was a matter of conscience. I hope this isn’t the start of a new American pietism.

“Why did you eat all the cookies?”

I was acting out my conscience.

“Why didn’t you take out the garbage?”

I am a conscientious objector.

“Why did you loot the future income of millions of children?”

It wasn’t my idea; my conscience made me do it.

Maybe I’m overly cynical, but trusting a politician’s conscience seems a bit like trusting a prostitute’s sense of propriety. I’d far rather Specter and the rest of them trust an economics textbook.

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  1. 4 Responses to “His conscience made him do it”

  2. By Mrs. Edwards UNITED STATES Mac OS X Safari 525.27.1 on Apr 2, 2009

    It appears that most of our elected officials, including our President, have never cracked open an economics textbook. It is frightening to realize that our economic policy is in the hands of a passel of non-economists, and they are being held “accountable” by the fourth estate, which is also woefully under-educated in economics.

    God help us all.

  3. By C L UNITED STATES Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 on Apr 2, 2009

    If President Teddy Roosevelts’ cabinet was nicknamed the Kitchen Cabinet, and JFKs’ was the Brain Trust, what could we nickname this cabinet?

  4. By Briana Windows Vista Internet Explorer 8.0 on Apr 2, 2009

    Dave Barry once pointed out that Arlen Specter’s name can be arranged to spell “Rental Creeps”

  5. By C L UNITED STATES Windows XP Internet Explorer 6.0 on Apr 2, 2009

    my mistake, Andrew Jackson’s was the Kitchen cabinet and TR’s was the Tennis Cabinet

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