Girl Scout Jones
You have to understand that when I made my impetuous and ill-considered Lent commitment to forsake sugar, I didn't realize that 10,000 aggressive Girl Scouts would descend on every doorstep and grocery-store parking lot in Wichita. Ordinarily I wouldn't be tempted to support a gyno-Marxist paramilitary organization, but it's only Day Three of the Great Woodlief Sugar Embargo, and right now I would kill for a Thin Mint. So delicate and crunchy, yet thick with mint-chocolatey goodness.
<Homer Simpson voice> Mmmm, Thin Mint. </Homer Simpson voice>
Posted by Woodlief on February 23, 2007 at 03:05 PM
