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Hug a Biology Major

More proof that Education degrees ought to go the way of Phrenology: “The findings show that TFA [Teach for America] teachers are more effective, as measured by student exam performance, than traditional teachers. Moreover, they suggest that the TFA effect, at least in the grades and subjects investigated, exceeds the impact of additional years of …

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Taking it under advisement

From loyal reader John T., following an exchange about bears, and the penchant among wildlife authorities for valuing their lives over the lives of hikers: “When it comes to the safety of my family, I have relegated the government to an advisory role only.”

Funnel Cloud

This is a belated thank you for David Anderson of Iowa, who was kind and generous enough to visit my Amazon Wishlist and send me a copy of Hem’s Funnel Cloud. I heart Hem. I’m not sure if this makes me a girl (either the adoration of Hem, or the employment of “heart” as a …

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Modern madness

A quote from my patron saint, were I to have one, which maybe I do and simply don’t realize it: “A time is coming when people will go mad and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying: ‘You are mad, you are not like us.’” — St. Anthony the …

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Name

Those of you who enjoy fiction, or who enjoy supporting artists, or who simply like the cut of my jib should head on over to your local Barnes and Noble to pick up a copy of Image, issue 58, which carries my third ever published short story. The title is “Name,” and I’m quite fond …

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Personal Watermelon

We found ourselves in Wichita last night, where we did some last-minute grocery shopping. My wife and I are southerners, and thus no Fourth of July can be celebrated on our property without watermelon. As we wandered through the wide produce section of the fancy Dillons, I spied this abomination: “Personal Watermelons.” Apparently some farmer …

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Speak Truth in Love, and Carry a Big Ole Whooping Stick

My last two essays at World on the Web have concerned wisdom offered by Dorothy Sayers and Henri Nouwen. In each instance commenters raised the rumor that the writers were gay. It’s disappointing that we continue, in the Christian community, to have this outsized, paranoid obsession with homosexuality. It’s also fascinating that so many Christians …

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Birthday

One year ago, Isaiah John Woodlief came into the world, which is better for it. Today he will have presents, and Daddy’s homemade spaghetti, and an ice cream cake, with which is brothers are eager to help him. Happy Birthday, little squawker.

The End Times

Occasionally I’ll see a woman driving with her rear-view mirror turned cockeyed, so she can do her make-up, or generally just keep an eye on the Wonder of Herself. But today I saw a guy (I’ll not apply the word man to this creature) driving with his mirror twisted leftward. He was working on his …

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Not Happening

Wife and I saw M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening last night, which when you factor in the price of gas and babysitting and popcorn, makes us more investors in Shyamalan’s flick than viewers. Without giving anything away, I can tell you the movie continues Shyamalan’s trend of coming up with fascinating ideas, drawing us in …

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Bleeding Kansas

National Review carries today an article about shameless behavior by a number of politicians and judges in my state of Kansas. Despite its conservative reputation, the state has some of the higher taxes and spending in the region, and worse, it tolerates an abortion regime that civilized people might be forgiven for expecting to find …

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Proof that I am maturing

I had a gun in my hand today, and a snake at my feet, and I didn’t shoot him. Had he been in my house, on the other hand, with no way to exit him but to make physical contact, I can’t be so sure there wouldn’t be gunfire. But still.

Am I the only one who, whenever he sees that UPS commercial with the guy drawing all over an imaginary whiteboard, wants to put that guy in a headlock and cut his hair?

Madness?

By now we’ve all heard that America’s productivity takes a dip because of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament. The most widely touted estimate comes from Chicago research firm Challenger, Gray, and Christmas, which estimates this year’s tourney will cost up to $1.7 billion in lost productivity. I think we’re missing the silver lining. There’s a …

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Yesterday I received G.K. Chesterton’s Orthodoxy, which has languished on my Amazon wishlist for months and months. It came courtesy of F. Michael Forrester, who hails from London, and who is undoubtedly a gentleman and scholar. Thank you, Mr. Forrester.

Sunlight

I came to work late this morning, as part of my protest against daylight savings time, which I refuse to reify with capital letters. I have nothing against daylight that knows its place, nor against saving time. What I protest is that a country as technologically advanced as our own can’t figure out how to …

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Winner Take All

I’ve been watching with one eye the travails of Kelvin Sampson, coach of the Indiana men’s basketball team. Sampson has been tripped up by the pharisaical system of NCAA rules, which pays close attention to who pays for a player’s meals, but scrutinizes less closely whether the player ever receives an education. In Sampson’s case, …

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So, how many intelligences do you have? Enough, hopefully, to enjoy my piece on Howard Gardner in today’s Wall Street Journal.