Tony Woodlief | Author

Month: November 2005

Turkey Hunt

Caleb and Eli seek me out, each carrying a little plastic hatchet. “We’re looking for the turkey,” says Caleb. “Thanksgiving’s over.” “No, the little turkey that goes in the play barn.” “Oh. I don’t know where it is.” “Well, have you sawn it?” “No.” “No, Caleb, have you seen it. You said ‘sawn.’” Caleb walks …

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Decommissioned

While driving to work yesterday morning I hit a rarely-used button on my radio, one set to a mainstream Christian station where one in ten songs is not, for my tastes, awful. Every once in a while I try them out, and every once in a while they aren’t playing a dreadful song. The news …

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