I realized, after posting about his birthday, that I haven’t said much about Isaiah. This has been largely the result of his being unable to do anything but poop and squawk. But I gave it some thought, and came up with two lists of particulars for those of you who want more information about the littlest Woodlief.
Things one year-old Isaiah has decided he likes:
- Ice-cream cake
- Daddy’s spaghetti, when finely chopped
- Being carried by one of his older brothers
- Pulling out all the cookbooks and scattering the loose-leaf recipes neatly folded therein across the kitchen floor
- Getting tossed in the air by Daddy
- Everything about Mama, but especially her breasts
- Giving open-mouthed kisses
- Yanking Daddy’s goatee
- Yanking the cat’s tail
- Baths
- Having Isaac climb into his crib, even though Isaac’s parents have repeatedly threatened him with bodily injury if he does it again
Things Isaiah is decidedly against:
- Getting licked all over his baby-food smelling head by the dog
- Naps
- Being strapped into his car seat
- Not being able to ride on the tractor with Daddy
- Anything involving the green bean
