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An Update on the Body Parts We Do Not Speak Of

Several people sent me suggestions for the little-boy parts that I was having so much trouble naming with something appropriately descriptive yet not clinical. Some of my favorites, along with the slightly anonymized name of the offender:

  • Juevos (Ken L.)
  • Twig and berries (Jason A.)
  • Nizzles (Jeff S.)
  • The Manlies (Carl H.)

And finally, my personal favorite, and the new Woodlief family word for those most important of particulars: Nuggets. As in: “Hold on to your nuggets! I’ll be there in a minute!” Or, “Watch your nuggets in the ring, son, that one fights dirty!” The applications are endless. Many thanks to my friends Amy and Paul.

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