Recently discovered in a then six year-old Eli Woodlief’s home-school work:
Q. Do you think that using an alphabet is the best way to write? Explain.
A. No I sirtenly do not.
Q. Would you like to visit the White House? Explain.
A. No becas we are going to the faer.
In more encouraging news, two year-old Isaiah is reciting the endings of 1st declension Latin nouns. I think he thinks they are a magic phrase for getting dessert.