Does this cape make me look fat?

My friend John Miller brings the smack on modern vampires. This may be a good way to sum it up: if your bloodsucker needs hair gel, he’s really just a big thirsty sissy with bad teeth. In general, vampires ought to be scarier than personal injury attorneys. Though both species deserve a stake through their shriveled black hearts.


  1. Natalie

    Thanks for the link, Tony. You know my stance on this whole modern vampire…thing. Vlad the Impaler has become a poor misunderstood dude with a broken heart. Ick.

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