While attempting to bring order to the mass of blocks, books, clothes, and little-boy treasures that is Caleb and Eli’s room, Wife found this note, which she subsequently learned was dictated by Eli to Caleb, with a little editorial help from the latter:
I would like an E-racer. It costs $17.98. I hope it’s not a problem!
And Santa, if you happen to be reading this and find yourself overleveraged in subprime mortgage-backed securities, we can front you the $17.98.