The most interesting part of this article, to me, is not the safety guy calling for a choke-proof hot dog, but the fact that there is a National Hot Dog & Sausage Council. I envision a bunch of guys who look like Burgermeister Meisterburger sitting around a table in a smoky back room of the Wurstkuche, dreaming up how to return the blood sausage to national prominence.
This is How You Will Heal the Wound
This little essay came to me more as a dream or a prayer, and people seem to like it, so I thought I’d share it