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It’s called a knife and fork

The most interesting part of this article, to me, is not the safety guy calling for a choke-proof hot dog, but the fact that there is a National Hot Dog & Sausage Council. I envision a bunch of guys who look like Burgermeister Meisterburger sitting around a table in a smoky back room of the Wurstkuche, dreaming up how to return the blood sausage to national prominence.

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